Monthly Archives: April 2016

Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

Dear Rob Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner It is the beginning of baseball season, and I couldn’t care less.  This is astonishing to me since I grew up surrounded by baseball.  My mother taught me how to throw a baseball … Continue reading

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Podcast: Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Dear-Mr.-Manfred.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSA plea to major league baseball to make the sport interesting again. Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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Podcast: People Sitting in Front of Me: The Bald Man

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/The-Bald-Man.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSWhat can you deduce from the backs of people’s head sitting in front of you.  What about this bald man? Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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People Sitting in Front of Me: The Bald Man

  Even in the crowded writing conference, the bald man in front of me catches my eye, his noggin is as smooth as a bowling lane and as well-worn as a catcher’s mitt.  He turns slightly and the fluorescent light … Continue reading

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Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

Dear Dos Equis Beer, I am writing in regard to your recent announcement that you are retiring your spokesperson for your “Most Interesting Man in the World” beer campaign.  I am excited by this opportunity to refresh your image.  For … Continue reading

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Podcast: Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Dos-Equis.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSDos Equis is retiring their current “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesperson.  Now is the time to replace him with a truly interesting man.  I nominate the inventor of the vacuum cleaner. … Continue reading

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