Category Archives: McSweeney Rejects

Open Letter to the Neighbor Who Put a Bag of Dog Shit in My Purse

Posted on August 30, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Neighbor, First of all, I would like to sincerely apologize for my dog.  It was an entirely innocent mistake, but I also realize how you might have misconstrued the situation. We had just arrived at our cabin after a … Continue reading →

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Podcast: Open Letter to Neighbor Who Put Dogshit in My Purse

Posted on August 30, 2016 by Liza Blue

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Dog-Shit-in-my-Purse.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSThe title says it all. Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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Dear Kid on My Son’s Soccer Team

Posted on July 5, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Kid (number 9 I think) on my son’s soccer team, This apology has been gnawing at me for almost 20 years.  You see it was me, I was the one who slipped a lemon into your half time snack of … Continue reading →

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Dear Caitlyn Jenner

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Caitlyn Jenner, I am a woman whose biologic, gender and sexual identities are comfortably aligned in the dominant fashion, but am ready, willing and trying to embrace the full spectrum.  I have made a lot of progress.  I accept … Continue reading →

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Podcast: Dear Caitlyn Jenner

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Liza Blue

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Dear-Caitlyn-Jenner-V2.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSWhat does Caitlyn Jenner tell us about being a woman? Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

Posted on April 25, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Rob Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner It is the beginning of baseball season, and I couldn’t care less.  This is astonishing to me since I grew up surrounded by baseball.  My mother taught me how to throw a baseball … Continue reading →

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Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Dos Equis Beer, I am writing in regard to your recent announcement that you are retiring your spokesperson for your “Most Interesting Man in the World” beer campaign.  I am excited by this opportunity to refresh your image.  For … Continue reading →

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Podcast: Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Liza Blue

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Dos-Equis.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSDos Equis is retiring their current “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesperson.  Now is the time to replace him with a truly interesting man.  I nominate the inventor of the vacuum cleaner. … Continue reading →

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Dear Coobie Bra Company

Posted on March 9, 2016 by Liza Blue

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Dear-Coobie-Bra.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSI want to buy a life time supply of the perfect bra, but how many.  Thanks to the Coobie Bra company for prompting me to consider my mortality. Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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Dear Coobie Bra Company

Posted on February 24, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Coobie Bra Company, I would like to thank you for your bras, not for their comfort and modest price, both exemplary qualities, but for their unintended consequences.  Your Coobie Bra has prompted me to directly confront my mortality as … Continue reading →

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