Category Archives: McSweeney Rejects

Open Letter to Dick Wolf, Creator of Law and Order

Dear Dick Wolf, As creator of the television show Law and Order:SVU, I would like to thank you for elevating the word “heinous” from the depths of SAT vocab obscurity to an everyday word. For the past seventeen years your … Continue reading

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Podcast: Open Letter to Dick Wolf, Creator of Law and Order

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/McSweeneys-Dick-Wolf.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSThanks to Dick Wolf for elevating the world “heinous” from obscurity to a conversational word. Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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Letter to Cottonelle Marketing Department

Dear Cottonelle Marketing Department: Positioning toilet paper as something other than an everyday commodity must be a challenge. Do you promote softness, or maybe strength, or somehow combine the two, all the while dancing around the taboo subject of body … Continue reading

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Dear Lady at the Crematorium

Dear Lady at the Crematorium, Thank you very much for the tour of your facility. I was trying to minimize my father’s “final expenses,” so I appreciated your unpretentious office behind the Harley Davidson dealership. Last year when my mother … Continue reading

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Podcast: Dear Lady at the Crematorium

https://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Dear-Lady-at-the-Crematorium.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSSThis mock letter describes my experience at the local crematorium.   Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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