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The sun is blazing and the sand is hotter than - - - - -,
But this is no concern to the rows of sunbathing ladies.
Every crack and crevice is burnished and bronzed because they have learned,
That is perfect tan is the best way to make passing - - - - - turn.
Doctors recommend - - - - -, avoiding skin cancer is one of the reasons,
But they also like making money from by removing all those skin lesions.
On Monday morning you can hardly function because you are so tired
So you stop at Starbucks, and gulp a few Venti’s to get you - - - - -
Slowly you open your eyes - - - - - and the gears start to turn,
You say, “Time’s a wasting, I’ve got money to earn!”
Suddenly an odd thought comes to mind and it’s - - - - - to think
That you must work two days each year to cover all the Starbucks you drink.
The bejeweled heiress lived in an apartment in Paris,
Where she liked to have parties on her penthouse - - - - - - -.
When she looked down at what the - - - - - - - would serve,
Often her diamonds would fall into the elegant hors d’oeuvres.
But she wouldn’t bother to - - - - - - - her steps to find her gems.
She had so many diamonds she didn’t mind eating them.
Among Walmart, Target and Costco’s most effective seductions
Is their claim that nobody offers more deep price - - - - - - - - - - .
This - - - - - - - - - - a problem for those shoppers who often confuse
The things that they truly need with things they’ll never use.
When my husband went to a - - - - - - - - - - here’s what happened to him,
Instead of sticking to the list, he bought a trampoline on a whim.
You say you have trouble finding a wife, well here are the reasons why,
You need to abandon your - - - - - frat boy past and become a sensitive guy.
And don’t tell long winded stories of your glory days that are boring and - - - - -
And stop hanging out with sycophantic high school friends who are childish and nerdy.
Don’t wait for a rich wife in the hopes of getting a - - - - - from dear old Dad,
Besides these days he’d make you sign a prenup that’s airtight and ironclad.
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